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Flippin' Funky at the Table

One 10oz Buttermilk or gluten free (+1.00) batter

Additional add-ons or toppings 1.00 each

Chocolate Chips, Reese's Pieces, Bananas, Apple Pieces, Strawberries, Almonds, Walnuts, Pecans, Coconut, Butterscotch, Chips, Granola, Peanut Butter, Whipped Cream, Raspberries, Berry Blend, Blueberries

One Batter and One Add-in or Topping
13 reviews

One Batter and One Add-in or Topping

$8.83
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Try our fabulous Funky Bread to start your breakfast experience

Funky Bread
3 reviews

Funky Bread

Slice $4.17Loaf $18.17
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Morning Affairs

Kitchen Cakes
4 reviews

Kitchen Cakes

Just like making them at the table, but we do all the work! Your choice of batter, bacon or sausage and one topping.

$9.83
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The Heifer and the Henhouse*
3 reviews

The Heifer and the Henhouse*

Straight from the farm! A juicy six ounce sirloin steak and two eggs, both cooked to order, with hash browns and toast.

6 oz Size $15.21Really Hungry? Upsize to our 16 ounce sirloin $19.83
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Kevin's Kombo*
4 reviews

Kevin's Kombo*

One day, Kevin ordered a bunch of stuff from the "You Complete Me" menu, it looked great, so we added it to the menu. Two eggs cooked to order, bacon or sausage (pork or turkey), hash browns or grits and your choice of pancake, toast or biscuit.

$10.69
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The Traitor*
1 review

The Traitor*

Benedict Arnold never had it so well! Poached eggs and Canadian bacon topped with our special hollandaise sauce on a biscuit, with a fresh fruit garnish.

w/English Muffin $10.17w/Biscuit $10.17
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Frenchy French
1 review

Frenchy French

Three slices of wonderful brioche Texas toast dredged in our special egg mix, cooked to perfection and sprinkled with powdered sugar, served with bacon or sausage.

$11.21
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The Goodman*
4 reviews

The Goodman*

Our good friend Marc always orders his omelets this way, and so should you! A fluffy omelet filled with bacon, diced tomatoes, and cheddar cheese served with grits or hash browns and choice of toast, biscuit or pancake.

$10.21
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Breakfast at Mom's*
3 reviews

Breakfast at Mom's*

Mom was a great cook, but she never make it like this! Two eggs cooked to order on top of a fresh biscuit, all smothered in our sumptuous sausage gravy, with a side of bacon or sausage.

$10.99
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Farmer's Market*
3 reviews

Farmer's Market*

Light, but filling, and oh so delicious! Spinach, mushrooms, onions, bell peppers and pepper jack cheese in a folded omelet, with toast, biscuit or pancake and fresh fruit garnish.

Regular $10.57With Shrimp $13.57With Sirloin Tips $13.57
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The Hangover*
10 reviews

The Hangover*

The cure for what ailes you! A bowl of heaping hash browns topped with bacon, cheddar cheese, and any style egg all smothered in sausage gravy. Served with toast, biscuit or pancake.

$11.83
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Upstream Miracle*

Upstream Miracle*

No one is up the creek with this delight! Savor a smoked salmon omelet with cream cheese and capers served with grits or hash browns and choice of pancake, biscuit or toast.

$11.69
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Keesh Low Rain*
1 review

Keesh Low Rain*

Okay, the spelling is a bit off, but the taste is all ON! A large slice of our delicious signature quiche of onion, bacon and Swiss cheese, served with sliced tomatoes and fruit garnish.

$10.17
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Create your own B.S. (Breakfast Sandwich)
5 reviews

Create your own B.S. (Breakfast Sandwich)

Your choice of bread: wheat, white, biscuit, rye, multigrain or Gluten-free. 
Eggs: scrambled or fried, Meats: bacon or sausage (pork or turkey) and Cheese: American, cheddar, provolone, pepper jack or Swiss. Served with your choice of hash browns or grits.

$9.17
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Funkin Favorites

Served with your choice of toast, biscuit or pancake

Andouille Scramble*
2 reviews

Andouille Scramble*

Andouille sausage sauteed with fresh onions, bell peppers, and our hash browns topped with a pair of any style eggs and cheddar cheese.

Add Extra Meat +$3
$11.83
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One if by land, Two if by Sea*
5 reviews

One if by land, Two if by Sea*

The Funky's surf & turf. Sauteed steak, shrimp, lobster and spinach in a lemon-garlic cream sauce and placed on a bed of delicious creamy grits and topped with fresh diced tomatoes.

Add Extra Meat +$3
$13.71
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Creole Grits*
3 reviews

Creole Grits*

Fresh tri-colored bell peppers, andouille sausage and chicken sauteed in a garlic Cajun cream sauce and served on a bed of creamy southern grits and topped with pickled okra.

Add Extra Meat +$3
$12.17
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Black n Bleu Sea Grits*
3 reviews

Black n Bleu Sea Grits*

Some crustaceans and some creamy grits got into a fight. Now, they're all black n bleu! This dish features creamy grits covered in our bleu cheese Mornay sauce, topped with blackened lobster and shrimp and finished with a sprinkling of bacon.

Add Extra Meat +$3
$12.83
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The Southwestern Steak Scramble*
1 review

The Southwestern Steak Scramble*

We saute fresh cut steak tips, tri-colored bell peppers and red onions with our crispy hash browns and top it with pepper jack cheese, scrambled eggs and salsa.

Add Extra Meat +$3
$12.83
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You Complete Me!

Grits

$3.21
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Side Salad

Side Salad

$3.57
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Single Egg*

$2.17
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Pork Sausage

Pork Sausage

$3.21
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Hash Browns

Hash Browns

$3.21
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Side of Pancake

$2.17
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Gluten-Free Toast

$3.21
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Side of Fruit

Side of Fruit

$3.21
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Grits Loaded

Grits Loaded

$5.25
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Bacon*
1 review

Bacon*

$3.21
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Turkey Sausage

$3.21
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Side of Toast

Side of Toast

$2.17
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Gluten-Free Pancake

$3.21
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Biscuits & Gravy
1 review

Biscuits & Gravy

$7.17
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Afternoon Delights

All "Delights" come with your choice of Bacon Ranch Macaroni Salad, Cucumber Salad, Chips or a Side Salad

Roasted Sammy
1 review

Roasted Sammy

Don't think of Sammy Hagar over an open pit! Imagine a generous mound of juicy, thin sliced roast beef topped with caramelized onions and melted provolone cheese on a baguette, served with au jus.

$12.83
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The Garden

The Garden

Take a walk on the light side! Sliced ripe tomatoes, red onions, cucumbers, bell peppers, banana peppers, and spinach heaped on multi-grain bread topped with a delightful dill aioli and provolone cheese.

$10.69
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A-heeeee Supreme*

A-heeeee Supreme*

This ain't Charley's tuna fish sandwich! We take wheat toast, drizzle it with dill aioli and top it with provolone cheese, seaweed salad, banana peppers and fresh seared ahi tuna.

$12.69
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Swimming BLT

Swimming BLT

What could possibly be better than a fresh Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato sandwich on toasted wheat bread? Well, how about adding a generous portion of our smoked salmon along with a wipe of dill aioli?

Classic BLT $9.83Swimming BLT $11.83
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Sea Sound Salad Sandwich*
1 review

Sea Sound Salad Sandwich*

Say it five times fast! Just kidding, but there is no joking around with the taste of our shrimp and lobster salad, made with a hint of cayenne, dill aioli and plenty of shrimp and lobster, lettuce and tomato, all adorning a butter toasted hoagie.

$12.57
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The Funky Club*
1 review

The Funky Club*

A funky twist on the original. We take 3 slices of toasted wheat bread, lather it with bacon aioli, and top it with ham, provolone cheese, fresh sliced turkey, tomatoes, bacon, lettuce and topped with a fried egg.

$13.57
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Newton's Turkey Reuben
2 reviews

Newton's Turkey Reuben

A sandwich as brilliant as the man! We start with melted Swiss cheese on rye bread. We place warm turkey on one side and top it off with Newton's favorite apple slaw mixed with our special Russian sauce. A unique and delicious sandwich that truly defies gravity.

$11.83
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From the Fields

Add sirloin tips, grilled chicken or sauteed shrimp 3 or seared tuna 5 to any salad

Poseidon's Trident*

Poseidon's Trident*

Straight from the sea to your table, is the outstanding three pronged combination of succulent shrimp and lobster salad, lightly seared sesame encrusted ahi tuna on a bed of seaweed salad and beautifully smoked salmon with capers and cream cheese, all on a fresh bed of mixed greens.

$16.83
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Julius' Caesar

"Et tu, Brutus?" Why not? Romaine lettuce, grated Parmesan and croutons, with our delightful Caesar dressing.

No Meat $10.57w/Chicken $13.57w/Sirloin Tips $13.57w/ Sautéed Shrimp $13.57w/Seared Ahi Tuna $15.57
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The Philosopher

The Philosopher

Socrates would have loved this! Field greens, cucumbers, bell peppers, tomatoes, onions, Kalamata olives and feta cheese with our house Greek dressing.

No Meat $12.57w/Chicken $15.57w/ Sirloin Tips $14.57w/ Sautéed Shrimp $14.57w/ Seared Ahi Tuna $16.57
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The Bunny

The Bunny

Hippity, Hoppity down the lane with a delightful combination of fresh spinach, sliced mushrooms, red onions, blue cheese crumbles and crisp bacon bits served with a side of our house balsamic dressing.

Regular $9.69w/Chicken $11.69w/Sirloin Tips $11.69w/Sautéed Shrimp $11.69w/Seared Ahi Tuna $13.69
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Laddle Me This

French Onion Soup

Cup $5.17
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Soup of the Day

Cup $5.17
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Children's Menu

10 & under

Silver Dollar Cakes

3 fluffly silver dollar pancakes served with fresh fruit, applesauce or chips.

$6.83
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Grilled Cheese

The traditional grilled cheese sandwich served with fresh fruit, applesauce or chips

$6.83
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Liquids

Fresh Squeezed Orange Juice

16 oz

$5
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Decaf Coffee

$3
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Cranberry Juice

$3
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Apple Juice

$3
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Chocolate Milk

$2.50
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Coke

$2.50
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Diet Coke

$2.50
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Root Beer

$2.50
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Sweet Tea

$2.50
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Coffee

$3
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Iced-Coffee

$3
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Grapefruit Juice

$3
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Whole Milk

Small $2.50Large $3.25
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Almond Milk

$2.50
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Sprite

$2.50
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Ginger Ale

$2.50
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Lemonade

$2.50
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Unsweetened Tea

$2.50
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From the Bar

Mimosa

Fresh squeezed orange juice topping our house champagne. Please note, no alcohol sales before 11 am on Sundays.

$7
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Bloody Mary

Our house Bloody Mary mix with vodka and served with olives and a slice of bacon. Please note: No alcohol may be sold prior to 12:30 pm on Sunday.

$9.50
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Mimosa Carafe

One whole liter of champagne with fresh-squeezed orange juice.

$20
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